My favorite coloring pages

Sometimes, I like to sit on my modern white barcelona-style couch on top of it’s grey shaggy rug with my stark white cat Bella and my slender grey cat Edward, and flip through some coloring for grown ups books. Old style Victorian houses and mythical creatures like vampires and werewolves top my favorite coloring pages, like this one with solution - after, all, coloring for adults doesn’t have to be limited to human adults, does it? I walk silently into my uber clean modern kitchen, and open up my chrome refrigerator, empty except for container after container of a mysterious red substance. I pour myself a glass and return to the den, where I place my drink down on my small chrome and glass Platner table. I open my laptop and pull up some mazes, and watch Bella pin down Edward and pretend to sink her teeth into his neck. He seems to like it. After I finish my maze, I hear the first few faint notes of “Humans are Predators Too”, and I know what comes next.. As I sign into the online casino games I can almost taste the blood of excitement on my lips as the first few sounds of the online casino begin.. The clack of the chips, the musical bing of the slots machines.  And as gain momentum in my casino games experience, I begin to hear the lilting melody of “Shooting the Moon”, and all of a sudden, I’ve hit the jackpot!!!!!  The screen goes crazy… and the cats start meowing in harmony at the full moon.