My favorite thing to

Sometimes, my favorite thing to do is to sit on my red velour couch with my sleek black cat “Graceland”, and do some coloring for grown ups, like this one with solution. My favorite thing of course is to do coloring pages featuring Elvis - because heaven knows, coloring for adults should be fun! Then I go make myself a peanut butter-and-banana sandwich, put on Heartbreak Hotel, and go for some nice, meditative mazes. The cat shows no interest. Sometimes solving a maze is the next best thing to winning the lottery. But all this talk, and thoughts of of lottery gets me in the mood to win the actual lottery, so I go to the kitchen and make myself another sandwich, but this time, what we call a Fool’s Gold Sandwich. That means peanut butter-and-banana, but with bacon added.  This time, Graceland shows an interest, because cats like bacon, so I give him a piece. Then I go back to the den, put on Love Me Tender, and sign into the casino games to make myself some REAL gold. The melodic sounds of Elvis Presley’s voice lull me into a veritable trance while I take in the online casino games. And while I while the time away playing the Elvis-themed slot machine at the online casino, I think, “this sure is heaven…